27 Dec 10 Lebron James Rumor Round-Up

Elsa/Getty ImagesSATIRE There currently are a lot of rumors swirling around about LBJ, and I think he would really appreciate it if I took the time todispelthe dumb rumors and give cryptic answers about the true ones.I will be grading rumors on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being not so true and 10 being extremely true.Lebronand Chris Bosh to the Chicago Bulls:8Lebronwants to win and he wants to win now. His best shot at winning a championship immediately is going to Chicago with Chris Bosh. This is where the rumor gets complicated, theReebok Pittsburg Steelers #83 Heath Miller Realtree camo Jersey
only way both go to Chicago is with one of the two being involved in a sign-and-trade. Bosh has already put Chicago down as a team he is willing to be traded to, and Cleveland would be wise to grab a package involving Luol Deng if LBJ is set on leaving.DelonteWest and Lebron's Mother, Gloria James, have been sleeping together:1This rumor started going around after LBJ lost to the Celtics. Supposedly,Lebronfound out aboutDelonteand his mom after game 4, and this caused a breakdown in team chemistry that directly resulted in the losses to the Celtics. Right, the reasonLebronlost wasn't due to the fact his supporting cast is filled with choke artists and the Celtics played suffocating team D, but becauseDelontewas having secret sex with Lebron's mom. (P.Sgoogle"DelonteWest drives the lane", it accidentally brings up this rumor)This rumor is foolish and it's a result of old men's penchants for chain emails. Seriously, what's so great about a chain email? Chain emails are so antiquated; Now there isFacebook, Twitter,Stumbleupon,Chatroulette, and Textsfromlastnight to get ridiculous messages across theinternet.There are secret bonuses in Lebron's contract that activate if he signs with a big city team:2There don't seem to be any official clauses in his contract, Arizona Cardinals jersey
but that doesn't necessarily mean he couldn't have a super-secret clause hidden in his contract that you can only see with a decoder ring. Sometimes things are hidden in obvious places for a reason. For example, I had no idea that there was a treasure map hidden on the back of the Declaration of Independence until I sawNational Treasure.LebronJames is the man responsible for leaking the newiPhone:2No commentWorldwide Wes is shoppingLebronJames in a package deal with Air Bud:3Though Air Bud would provide more support than Antawn Jamison, I just don't think any team would be willing to put up with the headache both divas would cause.LebronJames will go play Tight End/Slot Receiver in the NFL:5Okso maybe this won't happen, but the reason I gave this rumor a decently high rating is because there is no doubt in my mindLebronJames would be a Hall OfFamerin the NFL. Seriously, he is 6'8'' and would simply beuncoverable. He weighs more than most linebackers and has deep threat speed. Teams would have to use Atlanta Falcons jersey
a lineman to bump him on the line every down because a corner or linebacker trying to jam LBJ would be laughable. LebronJames will team up with Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor to form the Avengers:1IfLebronreally wants to win a championship, this is his best option. This article is also featured onBrashGash